On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent.
Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”
and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”
When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
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KEY WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME!?!?! YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY BIAS!! ;AAAAAA;
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet